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[Divine] Soshi (Disney) Princesses

by SNSD Unlimited on Saturday, February 5, 2011 at 7:51pm

Seo Joohyun - Belle/ Beauty
Belle’s the most intelligent out of the Disney Princesses, and Seohyun is our academic and music virtuoso. They would rather read books than go chase boys and both will probably faint inside a big ass library. If they’re not shy, they would speak their mind and everyone would stand in awe of how unusual of a girl they are. Big dreamers, they both have high ambitions but in Belle’s case, it changed after she met the Beast and she remained satisfied on how her life is. On the other hand, we watched Seobaby bloom and we saw a different side of her through WGM.(thanks to her hubby)


Choi Sooyoung - Rapunzel
Well, say hello to the very first 3D princess, Rapunzel. Sooyoung’s 3D in a sense that her stomach’s another universe and her legs are just as long as Rapunzel’s hair.loljk. This princess’ respect for her mother is as high as Sooyoung’s respect and love for her mother which is by the way, very admirable. Rapunzel’s wish for her birthday is to go out of the tower, while Sooyoung’s wish is… to have her very first birthday celebration.(and Mama Choi genie-d her wish). Rapunzel is violent cause she can use her hair as a whip and smack someone with a frying pan and Sooyoung could prolly hit you if you stand on her way.lulz. and by the end of the film Rapunzel had short hair too. omg, i’m such a spoiler. come at me bro!


Kwon Yuri - Jasmine
First glance, you probably know that both don’t have fair skin — they’re tan. Princess Jasmine is the first non-Caucasian Disney princess and Yuri is well, our Black Pearl.  Full of girl power and impetuousness, Jasmine loves new adventures and it clearly shows cause she wears pants. However, Yuri’s impetuousness is more of mischievousness since she likes to prank people and act like a child, and of course… she’s hot in pants(i’d tap that). They have high self-confidence since she’s a princess and she’s a proud soshi member. Plus, both have the body to show abs. Mmmmhmm girl, you’re fine~ you can rub my magic lamp anytime cause i’m definitely your genie.


Kim Hyoyeon - Tiana
The world is cruel and as much as i hate to say it, Tiana and Hyoyeon receives the most aggression. Since Tiana’s the first African-American princess, she got critics talkin’, while Hyoyeon got haters bitchin’. IDIOTS! Disney ain’t racist and Kim Hyoyeon is beautiful, and not only that she’s a hellova dancer and athlete, she’s a sweetheart, and she’s humble. Both are hardworking, both knows how to prioritize well and both are pretty stars to my sky. Tiana’s left-handed, and Hyoyeon is as well(i think she’s ambidextrous too).


Im Yoona - Cinderella
Mainly, one word can establish a good similarity between these two: POPULAR. Cinderella’s the most popular Disney Princess and Yoona’s the most popular member (most of the time). If Yoona is SNSD’s front girl or mascot, Cinderella is definitely Disney’s. Why? You know that castle at the start of every Disney film where Tinker Bell flies over to leave her pixie dust glory… yes, that’s her castle alright. what a boss. While Cinderella have two sisters loathing her, Yoona have more than 2 haters tha — nah i’ll stop. not relevant. And of course, Yoona is as hardworking as Cinderella and is as delicate-looking and is as spunky as her.


Tiffany Hwang - Ariel/ The Little Mermaid
Most Disney Princesses are motherless, and Ariel is one of them, in fact, Queen Athena died when Ariel was 5. Tiffany’s mother died too when she was little, but i can conclude, both of them got their angelic looks from their mamas. Ariel’s love to the human world and to Prince Eric is as passionate as Tiffany’s love for her dream. Adventurous and headstrong like a boss, Ariel would do anything in the world just to go to the surface, same with Tiffany and Korea. Both have loving fathers and are the youngest out of their siblings. These girls also have the tendencies to lose their voices, but still, they both rock my boat


Lee Sunny - Fa Mulan
If anyone looks at Mulan and Sunny from afar, they’ll initially assume them as shy delicate Asian girls…NOT! They might be small and cute but their personalities are as big as Goliath. Outspoken, funny, bold, tomboyish and sensible. They can do anything! Ride horses, shoot arrows, catch fish, run like a tiger and kick your arse, hnng, sexy. And like Mulan pretending to be a guy, Sunny acts like THE son in her estrogen-filled family. Just… don’t let them get near fireworks.lol


Jessica Jung - Briar Rose/ Aurora / Sleeping Beauty
Believe me, sleeping isn’t the only similarity between Aurora and Jessica. Flora and Fauna gave Aurora the gifts of beauty and song which our Jessica here have too. Aurora looks good even in peasant clothes, Jessica…well… she looks marvelous. Jessica sings lovely as well and is as mysterious as Aurora. And since the princess slept for like half of the story, she comes out as a passive type. And our Jessica is as passive as a spoiled princess. lol i love her. Both have this tantalizing kind of nobility that most of us can only spazz from afar.


Kim Taeyeon - Snow White
Out of all of the princesses, Snow White is the oldest — so is Taeyeon in the group. Like Snow White, Taeyeon takes care of her dwarfs… i mean… her heigh-ho members even after their crazy schedules. As a leader, she works on her own initiative just like how Snow White cleans the house without being asked. Both have insanely white skin complexion that can blind eyes. joke. Animals love Snow White just as animalistic fans love Taengoo(lol.we’re cute as fuck). And lastly, they have timeless seraphic voices that can soothe every generation.